covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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