I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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