2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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