dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
