I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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