I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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