i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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