Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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