No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
