Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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