do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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