Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
