He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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