My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We are two peas in an std pod
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I am one with the molecules
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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