so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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