Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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