just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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