That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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