The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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