I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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