Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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