Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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