Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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