I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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