Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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