yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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