i would punch a child for taco bell
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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