so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
