dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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