nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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