Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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