Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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