do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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