You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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