then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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