Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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