Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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