i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
