You just made me feel so damn special
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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