She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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