you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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