i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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