the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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