On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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