Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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