Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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