PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
