Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My bed smells like the plague
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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