I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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