Dual....:-)
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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