i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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