I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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